We show a novel theory on Atlantis that will, if accepted, cause a revolution in the fields of archaeology and human sciences, rendering them fit for the encroaching Millennium. Atlantis was never found because we have all been looking in the wrong places. Realizing that, we started to look for the spot where an entire sunken continent could be hiding itself. Geology afforded the correct, irrefutable answer: down under the South China Sea, that is where. That region is what we now call Indonesia. The rest followed quite naturally and, in fact, far more serendipitously than we ourselves could ever have imagined beforehand.